Hello everyone, I am Bryan Ottho, the current President of the SFU Orgy Club.
Do not be alarmed as I am not singling out this one club, I am mass advertising to all current SFU clubs.
Some of you may have heard of us, some not. We are a secretive club hidden from the public and as our name suggests, our activities include mass orgies in the middle of the night. Currently, our number of members are around 50 or so but we are always looking for more people to "add new flavor" to our "games."
Do not worry if you are a virgin or shy, we will drill the basics into you and I guarantee you will have loads of fun. If anyone is interested, go to the bottom level of the Maggie Benston Student Services Centre between 1:00am-2:00am every Wednesday. There, you will find a man named John Smith, speak to him and give him the code phrase "Sex for Life" and he will give you instructions on how to join along with where our "activities" take place.
Hope to see some new faces around soon!
Oh my God. 8O. thats quite weird. and you guys recruit here? Is this even allowed? some how, I think this club illegal.
Wake up fever!!!!
