John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
DOOM: Repercussions of Evil
Sun, 2008-10-05 19:32
Sun, 2008-10-05 23:40
#2
Taniguchi waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were plot holes in the script. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Mr. Okouchi were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Taniguchi was a anime producer for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the animes and he said to dad “I want to make the animes daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY PLOT HOLES.”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the script of the Sunrise writers he knew there were plot holes.
“This is Okouchi” the radio crackered. “You must fight the plot holes!”
So Taniguchi gotted his palsma pen and blew up the page.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the plot holes.
“I will shoot at him” said the cyber plot hole and he fired the fabulous missiles. Taniguchi plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the page ended and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the plot holes” he shouted
The radio said “No, Taniguchi. You are the plot holes”
And then Code Geass was a trainwreck.
Mon, 2008-10-06 19:02
#3
HAHA!! Nice parody. And so true about plot holes creeping up on you.
The last sentence was "Huh?" to me still...
XD ~LOL
Mon, 2008-10-06 19:36
#4
Explanation of the last sentence:
Goro Taniguchi directed Code Geass and Code Geass R2. The writing for these shows was rather... "interesting" to say the least.
He's also the director whose book Tama borrows from the library in Bamboo Blade... that scene becomes much funnier if you've seen Code Geass R2, since it's the show Taniguchi would have been working on at the time. Not sure how many of the facts about him in that scene are true though, since he hasn't actually retired - he's currently working as a creative producer on Gonzo's Kurogane no Linebarrels.
And yeah, plot holes are a bitch. Being halfway through writing a paper and realizing you have argument holes sucks too.
Sat, 2008-10-18 23:54
#5
Peter Chimaera has got to be some kind of sarcastic genius or something. To cram that many errors and logical loops into his writing takes skill - it can't be accidental. His Digimon fanfic is like some kind of neo-absurdist masterpiece. His writing convinced me to get a FNN account.
Fri, 2008-10-31 00:44
#6
>Explanation of the last sentence:
Okay.
there is an old thread.. same topic.. it was called DOOM FANFICTION.. from like 2 years ago